Which one are you?

How many cats does it take before you're labeled as crazy?

I had 8 at once and I only have two now. So I'm not there yet.

Excuse me, but I actually taste like pork chops.

My cats like to give me presents.

Unfortunately, regifting is not an option.

My laptop is a very expensive cat bed.

My cats like to one-up each other. They're both alpha types, and one of the ways they try to appear superior to the other is by claiming territory on the taller pieces of furniture around the house--and me.